Someone shit on the floor
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
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