Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
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