apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
