Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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