Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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