Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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