too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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