Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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