lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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