We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I wish you could order shots online.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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