Your dad touched me again.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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