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(908): View more from New Jersey

If I go to jail what happens to my debt?

(1-908): View more from New Jersey

You dont have to pay it.

(908): View more from New Jersey

I'm going to jail.

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(517): View more from Michigan

I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.

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(301): View more from Maryland

Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.

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(513): View more from Ohio

Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.

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(773): View more from Illinois

If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.

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(716): View more from New York

Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!

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(440): View more from Ohio

Since when do you jog?

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Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs

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(727): View more from Florida

Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick

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