Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
