Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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