I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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