I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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