Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Randomize