God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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