So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
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