My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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