at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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