belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I accidentally burped into my bong.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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