careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
