Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
