Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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