bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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