Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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