Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I have post one night stand depression
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