if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
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