In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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