Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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