You really coming over, don't trick.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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