Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
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