Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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