do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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