He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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