he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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