dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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