fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
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