He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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