i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Apparently you make a good broom.
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
My bed smells like the plague
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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