I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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