he wants to bone in the snuggie
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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