nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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