I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
