He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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