I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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