Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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