I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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