omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I will die if light touches me.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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