he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
