Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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