I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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