They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
i dont even know how to be here
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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