Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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