Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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